Robert "Bob" Belcher Jr.
Quote: "Well I'm glad you kids are excited, becasue I am going to kill myself."
Most likely to: Become a spy named Sterling Archer. Or a can of vegetables at a camp.
The Brain
Quote: "Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun."
Most likely to: Have a brain aneurysm due to Pinky.
Bugs Bunny
Quote: "You know, sometimes me conscience bothers me--but not this time."
Most likely to: Cross dress and get Garth Algar very confused.
Daffy Duck
Quote: "If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't."
Most likely to: Have beef with some "pork".
Fozzie Bear
Quote: "Why do wish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! Wacka wacka!"
Most likely to: Give the best cuddles that you have had in your life.
Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten
Quote: "ALF pogs! You remember ALF? He's back--in pog form!"
Most likely to: Die a virgin.
Pinky
Quote: "I derive my greatest pleasure from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose!"
Most likely to: Have escaped from a mental institution.
Scoobert "Scooby" Doo
Quote: "Ruh roh, raggy."
Most likely to: Be high behind the school bleachers.
Sterling "Dutchess" Malory Archer
Quote: "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."
Most likely to: Outlive us all against all odds.
Invader Zim
Quote: "Nothing can stop me! Not even my own incompetence."
Most likely to: Have more human organs than you.